Things that really P*** you off

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Things that really P*** you off

Post by Riviera » Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:44 pm

Gotta a feeling this one could run on and on :mrgreen:

When people say pacific when they actually mean specific

Anyone that tells you a story and then half way through says "to cut a long story short"....why is the short version longer than original version?

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Post by trimleyblue » Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:39 pm

People who say would of instead of would've

People who say less when they mean fewer

I could go on....













And on...........









And on...

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Re: Things that really P*** you off

Post by Herbivore » Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:45 pm

I would of added to this thread but couldn't pacifically think of anything.

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Post by trimleyblue » Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:13 am

People who park on double yellow lines, but put theit hazard lights on.

People who get up early at halftime to get in the pie queue first, and then try to get back to their seat when everyone else is trying to get out

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Re: Things that really P*** you off

Post by The Don » Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:42 am

In no particular order:

Dickheads, drunk people, autograph hunters, non smokers, Sunday drivers on a weekday, people that park on the pavement, battery life on an iPhone, benefit chasers, David Cameron, Nick Clegg, Tories, Democrats, Labour, Government, bar staff that can't pull pints, my ex, the fact that the phrase "Global Moderators" on here has a big G and little m............

I'll come back later

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Post by helen83 » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:44 pm

Rudeness
Selfishness
Getting put through to 5 different departments when you're trying to sort something out over the phone.
War
Low fat crisps.
Low fat everything.
Inequality
My shoddy internet connection
Norwich
People who cancel plans right at the last minute.

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Post by VictaLawnMower » Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:26 pm

Marko

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Post by trimleyblue » Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:29 pm

VictaLawnMower wrote:Marko
Smart arse antipodeans

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trimleyblue wrote:
VictaLawnMower wrote:Marko
Smart arse antipodeans
*nods*

Yep, fair enough.

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Re: Things that really P*** you off

Post by VictaLawnMower » Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:58 am

Honestly?

People talking on their phones whilst driving. At all.

Your call is not that important. YOU are not that important. Get off the f**king road.

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Post by phily bon bon » Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:31 pm

Nothing really pisses me off, not even my Ex wife anymore. I refuse to let anything or anyone bring me down anymore. I would rather avoid unpleasant people , and situations when possible.


If i had to say something it would be much the same as most of us would say, Intolerance,impolietness,acute lazyiness in people,violent people, swearing nearly every word in every sentence etc etc

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Post by The Don » Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:38 pm

phily bon bon wrote:swearing nearly every word in every sentence etc etc
You'd fecking love me then

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Post by phily bon bon » Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:36 pm

The Don wrote:
phily bon bon wrote:swearing nearly every word in every sentence etc etc
You'd fecking love me then

I already did Don mate :lol:

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Post by phily bon bon » Tue Mar 26, 2013 2:34 pm

If one more person says "you look like Theirry Henry"" i think I´ll scream :roll:

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Post by trimleyblue » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:19 pm

phily bon bon wrote:If one more person says "you look like Theirry Henry"" i think I´ll scream :roll:
Has anyone ever told you.....

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Post by vaalae » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:55 pm

Gingers
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Post by The Don » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:00 am

vaalae wrote:Gingers
Riv..............

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Post by phily bon bon » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:45 pm

Dog owners that dont clear up after their pets :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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Post by Number 9 » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:47 pm

phily bon bon wrote:Dog owners that dont clear up after their pets :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Worse yet, standing in it. Or, the feeling one gets after standing in it. It's the same feeling I get when I see a person wearing a green and yellow scarf. Also, people who take your parking space as you maneuver to parallel park. Non wavers after you let them in your lane. Idiots who blow their horn right as the light changes to green. Cold food meant to be hot. Accidentally banging my head. People who laugh at me after I've accidentally banged my head. Lee Martin. Getting onions on my burger when I've specifically asked to Not have onions. Missing last call. Blocked toilets. When the only restaurant open is chinese food. A kick in the bollucks. Or, a kick in the bollucks is the only option to avoid talking to my ex wife. Violent people. Rude waiters or waitresses. Christmas pudding...because I hate it, but I alway have to have a bite.

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Re: Things that really P*** you off

Post by Ohiotractorboy » Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:11 pm

Slowing down to let someone in your lane and they dont wave thanks. People who say, "I seen" instead of, "I saw." Michigan fans. My favorite sports team losing. Politicians.

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Post by The Don » Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:57 pm

Ohiotractorboy wrote:Slowing down to let someone in your lane and they dont wave thanks.
Damn right. Or people just pulling out because they think you should slow down. Or sitting in the middle lane.

In fact, every road thing imaginable

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Post by Bluemike » Wed Apr 03, 2013 4:19 pm

Not playing your best striker in key matches. :wink:

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Post by hallamblue » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:47 pm

Norwich fans! :wink:

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Post by vaalae » Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:26 am

The Don wrote:
Ohiotractorboy wrote:Slowing down to let someone in your lane and they dont wave thanks.
Damn right. Or people just pulling out because they think you should slow down. Or sitting in the middle lane.

In fact, every road thing imaginable
Agreed! What Ohio described is bloody annoying, I'm a polite driver and it pisses me off when it isn't reciprocated.

Holiday in India was a good job though...you realise the potential of the indicator.

Can be more of an indication of intentions..rather than asking for permission as I have always used it. I might be becoming one of those drivers that I profess to hate :lol: :lol: Indicate..they should slow down and let you in (as you would) if they don't...invite yourself! :lol:

I'll add one....people who drive alongside a nose to tail line of traffic at a motorway on-ramp...and expect to be let in right before the on ramp.

Scum of the earth should be named and shamed. Their taxes should be increased.

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Post by The Don » Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:07 am

Seeing as I'm spending so much time in London, BUS LANES!!

I pay an extortionate amount on road tax and petrol to drive on roads full of holes, why should a bus get where I'm going easier?

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Post by Number 9 » Thu Apr 04, 2013 3:02 pm

The Don wrote:Seeing as I'm spending so much time in London, BUS LANES!!

I pay an extortionate amount on road tax and petrol to drive on roads full of holes, why should a bus get where I'm going easier?
How much is road tax? When I tell my American friends about the London road-tax they can't believe it. I'm sure it won't be long before US cities do the same, though.

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Post by The Don » Thu Apr 04, 2013 3:47 pm

My road tax is about £270 a year. Then you have fuel at pretty much £1.40 a litre. Add to that the £10 a day to drive in the smoke (or should I say sit) and I can't use half the roads available cause it's reserved for f**king buses.

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Post by VictaLawnMower » Thu Apr 04, 2013 5:18 pm

The Don wrote:My road tax is about £270 a year. Then you have fuel at pretty much £1.40 a litre. Add to that the £10 a day to drive in the smoke (or should I say sit) and I can't use half the roads available cause it's reserved for f**king buses.
Catch a bus instead? :mrgreen:

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Post by Herbivore » Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:23 pm

My road tax is £20 a year, get a more economical car, Don.

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Post by The Don » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:21 pm

Vic, becoming a bus wanker should be reserved for students and the elderly. Neither of which are ever in a rush to be anywhere.

Yeah I agree Herb, I could get another car but I want to travel in comfort. Tax is based partly on emissions right? So why is my new motor, with all of today's technology costing more on tax than my leaded fiesta from years back that was always surrounded by black smoke?

Whilst we're on the subject on smoke, that pisses me off too. The government put the prices up on cigarettes on the claim that it will discourage smoking. What bollocks. We are addicts and you are mugging us off. If I had a heroin habit you'd give me methadone for nothing, yet you rip me off daily. Then you have the cheek to tell me that I might be charged hospital bills because I smoke. My smoking pays for the NHS and I never use it. When I develop lung cancer and bronchitis I will want to cash in.

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