THE DON CUP: END OF SEASON 2017/18
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Re: THE DON CUP: BRENTFORD (page 11)
That's a bit embarrassing .... I wonder if the opposition realises I only picked 9 outfield players for today's match
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Re: THE DON CUP: BRENTFORD (page 11)
I'll scweam and scweam and scweam and make mythelf thick and wed in the flace.
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Re: THE DON CUP: BRENTFORD (page 11)
I've just been offered the Ipswich job now can someone get ME away from behind me.
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Re: THE DON CUP: BRENTFORD (page 11)
BRENTFORD SCORES
Blueblood 5pts (Turtle)
Number 9 4pts
IpswichTownNO1 & Ando 3pts (offered job)
Ando 2pts (more sh*t from a$$)
LEAGUE TABLE
BLUEMIKE 89
NICSCREAMER 86
DERICKIPSW 76
BLUEBLOOD 75
SHED ON TOUR 71
ANDO 70
FROSTY 68
WATERSHIP DOWN 50
NUMBER 9 50
OHIOTRACTORBOY 37
BARMY BILLY 31
TANGFASTIC 30
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 23
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1
“Warburton’s a Fanny” caption pic. (What a fantastic Forest manager he was!)
Blueblood 5pts (Turtle)
Number 9 4pts
IpswichTownNO1 & Ando 3pts (offered job)
Ando 2pts (more sh*t from a$$)
LEAGUE TABLE
BLUEMIKE 89
NICSCREAMER 86
DERICKIPSW 76
BLUEBLOOD 75
SHED ON TOUR 71
ANDO 70
FROSTY 68
WATERSHIP DOWN 50
NUMBER 9 50
OHIOTRACTORBOY 37
BARMY BILLY 31
TANGFASTIC 30
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 23
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1
“Warburton’s a Fanny” caption pic. (What a fantastic Forest manager he was!)
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Re: THE DON CUP: NOTT’M FOREST (page 12)
"God, I hope people don't laugh at the stupid tie I am wearing"
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Re: THE DON CUP: NOTT’M FOREST (page 12)
"Marcus Evans magic book didnt work, this wasn't the bigger c*ck he craved"
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Re: THE DON CUP: NOTT’M FOREST (page 12)
That's the last time I take notice of anything Jim Magilton says.
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Re: THE DON CUP: NOTT’M FOREST (page 12)
Warburton “ Grint.... you useless ginger b*stard ... you’re off. Harry... get your glasses off ... you’re on... work your magic, son”
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Re: THE DON CUP: NOTT’M FOREST (page 12)
Warburton just makes it to the match in time after a monster D & D session. He knew his 16th level wizard was bound to make a difference to today's Ipswich game.
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Re: THE DON CUP: NOTT’M FOREST (page 12)
Warburton pledges to release a spell on the evil Ipswich Numbskulls and to conjure the spirits for an escort to his car after the match!
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Re: THE DON CUP: NOTT’M FOREST (page 12)
Hahahahahahahaha!! That was class! Candidate for caption of the season.Bluemike wrote:"Marcus Evans magic book didnt work, this wasn't the bigger c*ck he craved"
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Re: THE DON CUP: NOTT’M FOREST (page 12)
he likes what he sees "but not a lot"
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Re: THE DON CUP: NOTT’M FOREST (page 12)
He should of got Debbie Magee as his assistant, she worked well with annoying bauld headed magicians
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Re: THE DON CUP: NOTT’M FOREST (page 12)
" If I drop this book on the guys head we will have yet another numb skull "
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Re: THE DON CUP: NOTT’M FOREST (page 12)
Take That finally replace Robbie Williams, Could this be magic.
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Re: THE DON CUP: NOTT’M FOREST (page 12)
Hey ref have you seen my blue hat anywhere ?
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Re: THE DON CUP: NOTT’M FOREST (page 12)
I hate book day come as your favourite character from a book .
The refs a muppet for sure.
The refs a muppet for sure.
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Re: THE DON CUP: NOTT’M FOREST (page 12)
REF-ref you don't want me to start playing with my wand now ? my wife says it's magic when I do wave it around.
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Re: THE DON CUP: NOTT’M FOREST (page 12)
How to look a complete C*nt? Page 1.
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Re: THE DON CUP: NOTT’M FOREST (page 12)
Right you numbskulls I WILL SHOW YOU
Hocus pocus Ipswich to concede in the 89th and 95 minute...
Hocus pocus Ipswich to concede in the 89th and 95 minute...
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Re: THE DON CUP: NOTT’M FOREST (page 12)
The Sorcerers Apprentice....... he conjures up ways to win or lose
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Re: THE DON CUP: ASTON VILLA (page 12)
NOTT’M FOREST SCORES
Bluemike 5pts
DerickIpsw 4pts
Shed on Tour & Tangfastic 3pts
Frosty & Nicscreamer 2pts
LEAGUE TABLE
BLUEMIKE 95
NICSCREAMER 88
DERICKIPSW 80
BLUEBLOOD 76
SHED ON TOUR 74
ANDO 71
FROSTY 70
WATERSHIP DOWN 51
NUMBER 9 51
OHIOTRACTORBOY 37
TANGFASTIC 33
BARMY BILLY 31
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 23
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1
ASTON VILLA PIC
Bluemike 5pts
DerickIpsw 4pts
Shed on Tour & Tangfastic 3pts
Frosty & Nicscreamer 2pts
LEAGUE TABLE
BLUEMIKE 95
NICSCREAMER 88
DERICKIPSW 80
BLUEBLOOD 76
SHED ON TOUR 74
ANDO 71
FROSTY 70
WATERSHIP DOWN 51
NUMBER 9 51
OHIOTRACTORBOY 37
TANGFASTIC 33
BARMY BILLY 31
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 23
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1
ASTON VILLA PIC
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Re: THE DON CUP: ASTON VILLA (page 12)
Oh Jesus, will you PLEASE put some deodorant on!!!!!
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Re: THE DON CUP: ASTON VILLA (page 12)
"The ref's card tricks are always a huge hit with the players"
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Re: THE DON CUP: ASTON VILLA (page 12)
That card is the joker ref!!
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Re: THE DON CUP: ASTON VILLA (page 12)
You book me for swearing !!! He's standing on my f*****g foot ! Where's VAR when you need it, useless F*****g system.
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Re: THE DON CUP: ASTON VILLA (page 12)
I just read what was on the card...... That's a cracker"
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Re: THE DON CUP: ASTON VILLA (page 12)
Norman Wisdom impersonation goes down a storm.
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Re: THE DON CUP: ASTON VILLA (page 12)
Ref. "You will like this one, I pull this cord in my pocket and my other arm goes up"
Petrov. "Ha Ha that's brilliant"
Petrov. "Ha Ha that's brilliant"
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Re: THE DON CUP: ASTON VILLA (page 12)
Ref: Open wide .... here’s a Dairylea cheese slice and in my pocket is some scampi Nik Naks.