number 9 wrote:Changing the subject just a for a sec, is anyone surprised MM hasn’t found another club yet?
Mevans: What's happening with the Hurst guy?
Milne: He's still at Shrewsbury. They've still got that final to play on Sunday. Remember?
Mevans: Ah right. Ok then.
Milne: So ....., what we doing then?
Mevans: About what?
Milne: The St Mirren guy?
Mevans: The who guy?
Milne: The St Mirren guy, Jack Ross.
Mevans: OH YES, that's right. Forgot about him. Ok, interview him again.
Milne: Why?
Mevans: Just to show interest, tell him a few more things, tell him to have a nice holiday, etc etc....
Milne: Then what?
Mevans: OH FFS, Ian. Just wait until after Sunday ok. Get out.
Mevans picks up the phone.
Mevans: Hi Mick, its going to plan. The fans have got excited over a couple of young upstarts, but they're being picked off as we planned. They'll be pissed of next week - but we'll feed the media a few names .. Sherwood, Megson, Pardew .... and they'll be crying for you to return.
Mick: My contract sorted - I did want the five years.
Mevans: Yes, the ink is still drying - we've put your request for a statue on hold until the word is finally out. Right next to Sir Bobby's. Not sure we can get a full Numbskull Apology - but we're working on it.
Mick: Great - I'll be putting my feet up with TC and watch the footy night. By the way, Johnny Douglas is out of contract and he can still do a job with Skusey - we need to firm up that midfield.