funny .....?

thistle · Post by **thistle** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 2:37 am

3 men are waiting for entry in to heaven
st peter said to the first "you have been a good and faithful husband so here are the keys to a rolls royce and a ticket for every show in heaven"

st peter said to the second "you have commited adultery once in your married life so here are the keys to a BMW and a half price ticket to all the shows in heaven"

st peter said to the third "you have tried to roger averything in a skirt all your married life so here are the keys for a lada and you have to pay full price for all the shows in heaven"

the 3rd man gets into his lada and drives off into heaven.when he has turned the first corner he sees the BMW parked behind the rolls royce so he pulls up along side and sees the 2nd man comforting the 1st

whats wrong with him ? he's got a rolls royce and a free pass to everything

the 2nd man answers he's just seen his wife on a skate board

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 3:10 am

Nice one!

Took me a few seconds to get it, but I blame the alcahol

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Post by **Earl Blue** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 7:11 am

Good One Thistle..

phily bon bon · Post by **phily bon bon** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 2:27 pm

very good