joke

Riviera · Post by **Riviera** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:58 pm

Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers.
"Hello, sir," she said, "Do you like movies?"
"Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book.
Goldie persisted. "Do you like gardening?"
The man again looked up from his book. "Yes, I do," he said politely before returning to his reading.
Undaunted, Goldie asked. "Do you like pussycats?" With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Goldie, ravaging her as she'd never been ravaged before.
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie dragged herself to a sitting position and panted, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man thought for a moment and replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

1978greats · Post by **1978greats** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 1:01 pm

....

not one of your better one's riv!

Riviera · Post by **Riviera** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 1:04 pm

ah well i tried lol

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 1:13 pm

Taxi for Marc

Post by **Earl Blue** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:11 pm

LOL...

I saw it happen....

PMSL

toby · Post by **toby** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:15 pm

I didn't think it was that bad!

1978greats · Post by **1978greats** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:23 pm

toby wrote:I didn't think it was that bad!

Creep

Qbert72 · Post by **Qbert72** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:26 pm

groan and lol all in one

Susie · Post by **Susie** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 6:12 pm

Don't give up the day job.

Riviera · Post by **Riviera** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 6:37 pm

note to myself.......................must try harder lol

taren · Post by **taren** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 6:39 pm

I don't get it.

Qbert72 · Post by **Qbert72** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 6:53 pm

taren wrote:I don't get it.

Maybe if you cook a special meal, wear a sexy outfit and say I'll do anything you just might.

1978greats · Post by **1978greats** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 6:57 pm

Qbert72 wrote:
taren wrote:I don't get it.
Maybe if you cook a special meal, wear a sexy outfit and say I'll do anything you just might.

pmsl

toby · Post by **toby** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 8:20 pm

1978greats wrote:
Qbert72 wrote:
taren wrote:I don't get it.
Maybe if you cook a special meal, wear a sexy outfit and say I'll do anything you just might.
pmsl

I'll second that!

PMSL!

Very funny Qbert, nice one.

Qbert72 · Post by **Qbert72** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 8:31 pm

Why thank you kind sir, I'm happy to help.

Foxy Lady · Post by **Foxy Lady** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 9:12 pm

Qbert72 wrote:
taren wrote:I don't get it.
Maybe if you cook a special meal, wear a sexy outfit and say I'll do anything you just might.

Down Wolfy .....

JonnoTown · Post by **JonnoTown** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 11:00 am

Very good! Took me a littile while to get!