Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley
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Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley
Laughed my fkn as* off at this. In fact the tears are still present. I thought to myself......, "What, ITFC fans are Jambos too?!" But laughing at the guy himself for not checking his Mic was off. Bit of a gaff. But I'm fairly confident that a high % of ITFC fans will not be offended by this. In fact the guy Martyn on the twitter thing should have his as* kicked for saying he needs to apologise on the pitch. Its pricks like him who are making the world become how it is. Woolley should apologise on air, and that'll be the end of it.
Unless of course he is a Norwich fan...... Hang, draw and quarter in the centre circle @ HT!
Unless of course he is a Norwich fan...... Hang, draw and quarter in the centre circle @ HT!
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Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley
His favourite song, apparently .....'Don't Stand So Close To Me' by the Rubber Duck Police!
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Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley
Well Marko, I'm one of the great unwashed and not offended at all. In fact I think the whole thing is rather funny and a typical OTT reaction from the Martyn twanny. As you say, a simple on air 'oops, sorry you dirty buggers' will do.marko69 wrote:Laughed my fkn as* off at this. In fact the tears are still present. I thought to myself......, "What, ITFC fans are Jambos too?!" But laughing at the guy himself for not checking his Mic was off. Bit of a gaff. But I'm fairly confident that a high % of ITFC fans will not be offended by this. In fact the guy Martyn on the twitter thing should have his as* kicked for saying he needs to apologise on the pitch. Its pricks like him who are making the world become how it is. Woolley should apologise on air, and that'll be the end of it.
Unless of course he is a Norwich fan...... Hang, draw and quarter in the centre circle @ HT!
After all, he didn't do a Ron Atkinson did he!!
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Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley
Sack him.
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Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley
"Woolley joined BBC Radio Suffolk from Sheffield based Hallam FM in 2001"
Hallams fault then.
In all seriousnessness, I don't get it? What's offending in that?
Hallams fault then.
In all seriousnessness, I don't get it? What's offending in that?
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Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley
Just STFU Don and go get a bath FFS! 

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Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley
That's it? Theorising that everyone in Ipswich doesnt bathe? Well do they? I'm sure some don't. Those that do have nothing to worry about. Those that don't should probably heed the advice. That's not offensive surely. It's not even sh*t banter.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
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Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley
I found this not sure which 1 he was referring too.?
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Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley
It's all a load of nothing in truth, hardly a Ron Atkinson moment is it, now that was funny.
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Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley
That initial link was f*cked but something about our club supporters appearing hygienically challenged (?) Didn't see anything that should warrant a cyber brawl. In terms of other (past) derogatory terms this club has been subjected to by outsiders it pales in comparison. We can (you can) castigate the individual in question all you want but it's not going to amount to much.
e.g. Alabama state slogan, 4 million people, 15 last names etc
e.g. Alabama state slogan, 4 million people, 15 last names etc
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Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley
I feel unclean now....I try to avoid the Daily Hate Mail and it's website at all costs.
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Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley
Ive just had a shower Brenner.
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Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley
I guess he was a bit of a tw*t but hardly newsworthy for a national newspaper. 

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Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley
If you are going to make a mistake like this, make sure it's an absolute cracker that's going to go down in history. (A bit like Atkinson or Gray/Keys)
This would've been much better and deserving of an apology......:
WOOLLEY: "Look at all those Wolves fans travelling on a Tuesday night. Fking sad bastards eh? Anyway, I'm off for one of those fking rank tasting ITFC pies that obviously weren't made by the Goddess Delia from Paradise up the road, you want one?"
MICK MILLS : "Aw no, your mic is still on, Wools!"
WOOLLEY: "Ah fk them. You want a pie or not you bath deprived little tit?......, Must hurry before all these alcoholic cnts drink all the beer."
Now THAT ^ would've been a funny gaff.
This would've been much better and deserving of an apology......:
WOOLLEY: "Look at all those Wolves fans travelling on a Tuesday night. Fking sad bastards eh? Anyway, I'm off for one of those fking rank tasting ITFC pies that obviously weren't made by the Goddess Delia from Paradise up the road, you want one?"
MICK MILLS : "Aw no, your mic is still on, Wools!"
WOOLLEY: "Ah fk them. You want a pie or not you bath deprived little tit?......, Must hurry before all these alcoholic cnts drink all the beer."
Now THAT ^ would've been a funny gaff.
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Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley
Must be a canary fan, I would rather be unwashed than interbred anytime!!

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Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley
certainly a fuss over nothing, i like brenner's commentary - enthusiastic and accurate.
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Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley
"And accurate" Mr Punch? Must fkn stink in Ipswich!
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