Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley

Here you can chat about everything and anything related to ITFC and other football issues. This forum also hosts the now Internationally famous TB.com ITFC match previews which contain insightful pre-match thoughts, previous highlights, news links relating to Town, form guides and other bits and pieces. Feel free to discuss meet ups/travel plans in here as well.

Moderators: Charnwood, Bluemike

Post Reply
User avatar
Quasar
Posts: 3545
Joined: Fri May 12, 2006 4:22 am
Location: The Good Old Fenland
Contact:

Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley

Post by Quasar » Thu Nov 06, 2014 3:49 pm


User avatar
marko69
Global Moderator
Posts: 25842
Joined: Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:16 am
Location: Somewhere between here and there.

Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley

Post by marko69 » Thu Nov 06, 2014 4:11 pm

Laughed my fkn as* off at this. In fact the tears are still present. I thought to myself......, "What, ITFC fans are Jambos too?!" But laughing at the guy himself for not checking his Mic was off. Bit of a gaff. But I'm fairly confident that a high % of ITFC fans will not be offended by this. In fact the guy Martyn on the twitter thing should have his as* kicked for saying he needs to apologise on the pitch. Its pricks like him who are making the world become how it is. Woolley should apologise on air, and that'll be the end of it.

Unless of course he is a Norwich fan...... Hang, draw and quarter in the centre circle @ HT!

User avatar
herforder
Posts: 2764
Joined: Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:34 am

Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley

Post by herforder » Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:47 pm

His favourite song, apparently .....'Don't Stand So Close To Me' by the Rubber Duck Police!

User avatar
barmy billy
Posts: 2820
Joined: Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:19 pm
Location: Wherever I rest my head

Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley

Post by barmy billy » Thu Nov 06, 2014 6:24 pm

marko69 wrote:Laughed my fkn as* off at this. In fact the tears are still present. I thought to myself......, "What, ITFC fans are Jambos too?!" But laughing at the guy himself for not checking his Mic was off. Bit of a gaff. But I'm fairly confident that a high % of ITFC fans will not be offended by this. In fact the guy Martyn on the twitter thing should have his as* kicked for saying he needs to apologise on the pitch. Its pricks like him who are making the world become how it is. Woolley should apologise on air, and that'll be the end of it.

Unless of course he is a Norwich fan...... Hang, draw and quarter in the centre circle @ HT!
Well Marko, I'm one of the great unwashed and not offended at all. In fact I think the whole thing is rather funny and a typical OTT reaction from the Martyn twanny. As you say, a simple on air 'oops, sorry you dirty buggers' will do.

After all, he didn't do a Ron Atkinson did he!!

User avatar
Bluemike
Global Moderator
Posts: 32311
Joined: Mon May 18, 2009 5:26 pm
Location: Ipswich

Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley

Post by Bluemike » Thu Nov 06, 2014 6:36 pm

Sack him.

User avatar
The Don
Forum Hall of Famer
Posts: 7033
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:28 am
Location: Mallorca

Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley

Post by The Don » Thu Nov 06, 2014 8:24 pm

"Woolley joined BBC Radio Suffolk from Sheffield based Hallam FM in 2001"


Hallams fault then.

In all seriousnessness, I don't get it? What's offending in that?

User avatar
marko69
Global Moderator
Posts: 25842
Joined: Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:16 am
Location: Somewhere between here and there.

Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley

Post by marko69 » Thu Nov 06, 2014 8:42 pm

Just STFU Don and go get a bath FFS! :D

User avatar
The Don
Forum Hall of Famer
Posts: 7033
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:28 am
Location: Mallorca

Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley

Post by The Don » Thu Nov 06, 2014 9:19 pm

That's it? Theorising that everyone in Ipswich doesnt bathe? Well do they? I'm sure some don't. Those that do have nothing to worry about. Those that don't should probably heed the advice. That's not offensive surely. It's not even sh*t banter.

I don't get it.

User avatar
BLUEBLOOD
Posts: 2905
Joined: Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:43 pm

Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:08 pm

I found this not sure which 1 he was referring too.?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... t+unwashed

User avatar
Bluemike
Global Moderator
Posts: 32311
Joined: Mon May 18, 2009 5:26 pm
Location: Ipswich

Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley

Post by Bluemike » Fri Nov 07, 2014 12:08 am

It's all a load of nothing in truth, hardly a Ron Atkinson moment is it, now that was funny.

User avatar
arana peligrosa
Posts: 10880
Joined: Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:41 pm

Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley

Post by arana peligrosa » Fri Nov 07, 2014 12:38 am

That initial link was f*cked but something about our club supporters appearing hygienically challenged (?) Didn't see anything that should warrant a cyber brawl. In terms of other (past) derogatory terms this club has been subjected to by outsiders it pales in comparison. We can (you can) castigate the individual in question all you want but it's not going to amount to much.

e.g. Alabama state slogan, 4 million people, 15 last names etc

Andym
Posts: 5453
Joined: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:47 pm
Location: Mid Suffolk

Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley

Post by Andym » Fri Nov 07, 2014 7:29 am

I feel unclean now....I try to avoid the Daily Hate Mail and it's website at all costs.

User avatar
Bluemike
Global Moderator
Posts: 32311
Joined: Mon May 18, 2009 5:26 pm
Location: Ipswich

Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley

Post by Bluemike » Fri Nov 07, 2014 7:43 am

Ive just had a shower Brenner.

User avatar
Charnwood
Global Moderator
Posts: 20809
Joined: Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:25 pm
Location: Moraira, Spain.

Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley

Post by Charnwood » Fri Nov 07, 2014 1:06 pm

I guess he was a bit of a tw*t but hardly newsworthy for a national newspaper. :astroll:

User avatar
marko69
Global Moderator
Posts: 25842
Joined: Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:16 am
Location: Somewhere between here and there.

Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley

Post by marko69 » Fri Nov 07, 2014 1:35 pm

If you are going to make a mistake like this, make sure it's an absolute cracker that's going to go down in history. (A bit like Atkinson or Gray/Keys)

This would've been much better and deserving of an apology......:
WOOLLEY: "Look at all those Wolves fans travelling on a Tuesday night. Fking sad bastards eh? Anyway, I'm off for one of those fking rank tasting ITFC pies that obviously weren't made by the Goddess Delia from Paradise up the road, you want one?"
MICK MILLS : "Aw no, your mic is still on, Wools!"
WOOLLEY: "Ah fk them. You want a pie or not you bath deprived little tit?......, Must hurry before all these alcoholic cnts drink all the beer."

Now THAT ^ would've been a funny gaff.

User avatar
derick_ipsw
Posts: 3376
Joined: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:59 pm
Location: CHESTER

Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley

Post by derick_ipsw » Fri Nov 07, 2014 2:29 pm

Quasar wrote:I shower everyday thank You !


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... d-air.html
Must be a canary fan, I would rather be unwashed than interbred anytime!! :wink:

User avatar
Mr.Punch
Posts: 2682
Joined: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:36 am
Location: on the move

Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley

Post by Mr.Punch » Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:43 pm

certainly a fuss over nothing, i like brenner's commentary - enthusiastic and accurate.

User avatar
marko69
Global Moderator
Posts: 25842
Joined: Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:16 am
Location: Somewhere between here and there.

Re: Cheeky Bar Steward - Brenner Wolley

Post by marko69 » Sat Nov 08, 2014 1:33 am

"And accurate" Mr Punch? Must fkn stink in Ipswich! :lol:

OI, ONION PITS...... GET FKN WASHED!

Post Reply