marko69 wrote:Shrewsbury win play-off final = Jack Ross to ITFC
Shrewsbury lose play-off final = Paul Hurst to ITFC & Jack Ross to Shrewsbury.
Mevans appoints the loser!

Who said we didn’t make the play-offs? We seem to have something pretty heavily invested in these play offs.
ME picks up phone.
ME: “ Paul, commiserations on the defeat. Look, we’ve meaning to talk to you ... actually for some time now .... “
Hurst: “ Mr Evans... sorry to cut you off, but a vacancy has come up at Derby. It’s a great opportunity and I’m heading there now.... thanks for the call. The interest was definitely a compliment”
ME dials again.
ME : “Jack, I’m pleased to inform you after great consideration we’ve decided you’re the man we want” .
Ross: “ Mr Evans .... I’m currently travelling to Sunderland. Sorry, they seem pretty keen. sh*t loads of money there. Talking of money, have you reimbursed my travel expenses yet for the two interviews.... just to tide me over until parachute pay day?”
ME dials again and again and again ....
ME : “Alan, hope you’re keeping well ....”.
Pardew: “ I knew you’d call... I can do the press conference tomorrow”.